Mismatched - Sell Project

Mismatched is an offline-first, turn-based sports management tycoon game engineered around high-density corporate telemetry masking absolute systemic chaos. Instead of traditional endless stat upgrades, players solve zero-sum mathematical puzzles—re-engineering parody athletes (e.g., LeBronze James, Cristiano Ronal-dough, Tiger Woods-ish) into disciplines they have no business competing in (Speed Chess, Synchronized Heavyweight Wrestling, Velodrome Cycling). Key System Highlights: • Zero-Sum Biomechanics Engine: Conserved-total attribute slider caps by rarity. Gaining agility automatically drains points from power with live penalty warnings. • Multi-Discipline Tournament Matrix: 3-tier tournament architecture with dynamic threshold scoring and "tank-the-gap" mechanics for undermanned rosters. • Deterministic 8-Second Match Simulator: Parallel Frame-0 sprite pre-computation eliminates layout shifting, complete with a built-in Critical Blunder Intercept (screen flash, card inversion, freeze state). • Narrative AI Console: All generic sports reporting is replaced by Major Reginald "Reggie" Croft, delivering dynamic, contextual British military wit mocking player failures. • Dual-Currency Economy: Soft currency (Brew-Bucks) via satirical sponsorships and matches; hard currency (Token Gestures) via podium finishes and Hall-of-Fame retirement loops. • Complete UI Atmosphere: Dark terminal aesthetic (#121214) with Electric Neon Green and Cyber-Orange alerts, bespoke double-diamond offset crest, and a 3D holographic card-flip scouting drawer. The project is fully developed, calibrated to a clean production baseline, and built with zero server-side maintenance dependencies. Complete code, assets, and commercial IP rights are included in the acquisition.