Corporate Burnout - Sell Project

WHAT YOU'RE BUYING A fully built Shopify print-on-demand store in the workplace satire niche. Theme, products, and backend automation are done — you connect your ad account and start selling. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ THE BRAND Domain: vantageorigin.com Niche: Workplace satire / corporate humor Model: Print-on-demand via Printify (zero inventory, zero fulfillment) Products: 25 live t-shirts, custom designs ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STORE FEATURES ✅ Custom-built Shopify theme (coded from scratch, not a template) ✅ 25 products live with Printify-generated mockups ✅ Complete brand identity: logo, name, tone, color system, typography ✅ Brand Story section + Why Choose Us / value propositions section ✅ All required pages live: About, FAQ, Contact, Shipping, Returns, Privacy Policy, Terms of Service, Track Order ✅ Product, Organization, and CollectionPage schema markup (SEO) ✅ Interactive size guide with "find my size" calculator ✅ Country-based shipping calculator ✅ FAQ chatbot + live chat widget ✅ Real countdown timer (resets daily, tied to a live free-shipping offer) ✅ Collection-based product recommendations ✅ Judge.me-ready review system (honest empty-state — no fake reviews or inflated ratings anywhere on the site) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ BACKEND AUTOMATION — 16 ACTIVE SHOPIFY FLOW WORKFLOWS ✅ New order internal notification ✅ Abandoned checkout recovery ✅ Cancel high-risk orders automatically ✅ Tag customer's first order ✅ Tag orders by sales channel ✅ Organize customers by lifetime spend tier ✅ Welcome VIP customers ✅ Win-back customers ✅ Upsell customers after first purchase ✅ Send daily out-of-stock product summary ✅ Send unfulfilled orders report ✅ Low-stock and out-of-stock alerts ✅ Large/irregular order quantity alerts ✅ Workflow error monitoring ✅ Welcome new subscribers with discount email ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ EMAIL AUTOMATION — 9 ACTIVE SHOPIFY EMAIL FLOWS ✅ Complete your order (abandoned checkout recovery) ✅ We saved your cart for you (abandoned cart recovery) ✅ Welcome to Corporate Burnout (new subscriber discount) ✅ Welcome to the VIP club ✅ Thank you! (post-purchase) ✅ You might also love these... (post-purchase upsell) ✅ We miss you! (win-back) ✅ We're happy to see you again (returning visitor) ✅ Pick up where you left off (browse abandonment) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FRONTEND ENGAGEMENT (JavaScript, on-site) ✅ New visitor welcome popup with active discount code ✅ Exit-intent offer popup (all pages) ✅ Abandoned cart reminder bar (reads real, live cart contents) ✅ Checkout abandonment exit-intent popup ✅ Returning visitor recognition ✅ Scroll-depth free-shipping reminder ✅ Time-on-site loyalty discount offer All 4 discount codes referenced across the site are live and verified in Shopify Discounts — nothing references a code that doesn't work. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ BONUS PACKAGE INCLUDED ✅ Brand Guidelines (voice, colors, typography, copy examples) ✅ 30-Day Launch Playbook ✅ 3 TikTok scripts, ready to film ✅ Meta Ad template (copy-paste ready) ✅ Owner's Manual (day-to-day operations guide) ✅ Analytics setup guide (Google Analytics + Meta Pixel — setup steps included, not yet connected) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ HOW IT MAKES MONEY Print-on-demand via Printify: Customer orders → Printify prints and ships → you collect the margin. No inventory, no warehouse, no fulfillment staff. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ WHY THIS NICHE Workplace burnout / anti-corporate humor is a proven, evergreen micro-niche — gift-friendly, meme-friendly, and works across TikTok, Instagram, and Pinterest. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ SOCIAL MEDIA No social accounts have been created yet — this is intentional. The brand name, niche content strategy, and ready-to-film TikTok scripts (included in the bonus package) are set up for the buyer to launch under their own accounts from day one. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ WHAT THE BUYER NEEDS TO DO 1. Connect your own Printify account (10 minutes) 2. Set up a payment gateway 3. Run your first ad or post Everything else is already built and tested. Note: The store is currently on Shopify's Grow plan promotional rate ($1/mo through October 24, 2026). Standard Grow plan pricing ($72/mo) applies after that date — factor this into your operating costs. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ TRANSFER INCLUDES ✅ Full Shopify store transfer ✅ Custom domain (vantageorigin.com) ✅ contact@vantageorigin.com email account ✅ All theme files and custom code ✅ All 16 Shopify Flow workflows + 9 email automation flows ✅ 25 product listings with mockups ✅ Brand assets (logo, favicon) ✅ Complete bonus package (guides, scripts, templates) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ NOTES Pre-revenue — priced accordingly as a launch-ready asset, not an established store with sales history The contact@vantageorigin.com email account will be trans...